HOLD UP HOLD UP!!! Mr. "put it in your mouth" is living one of my many dreams!!  To own a strip club/sushi bar, have 3 husbands (he has 3 wives) and a reality show based on our lives.  Really I want to be a Madame and own a brothel but it's a recession, I'll settle lol

So the only reason this is really funny to me is because I can only remember 2 songs by this man "Fuck Me For Free" and "Put It in Your Mouth".  Yeaaaaa.

 

I SWEAR EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA HAS A DAG ON REALITY SHOW...EXCEPT ME!!!