Turning me off...Turning me on...
So I'm trooping to Jersey to see Lil Wayne, Keri Hilson, Gym Class Heroes and T Pain tonight =). I'm not a T Pain fan so I could do without him but I can't front whenever one of his silly ass songs come on at a party the shit sounds like Alicia Keys to me...after a few drinks of course lol. I am however VERY excited to see my future husband #7 TRAVIE, Ms. Keri baby!! and of course Lil Wayne. My homie from work is coming along and she's dropping me off in Brooklyn which will be her first time EVER in the borough...ever...like virgin ever. AND she's bringing her pitbull along for the ride because BROOKLYN WE GO HARD!!! Lmao, yes there WILL be video, can't wait.
ANYHOO that damn "Turning Me On" song got me to thinking about all the things that turn me off/on so I decided to share a few. Some relationship related and some are just random turn on/offs.
TURNING ME OFF...
-People who yawn and don't cover their mouths...ugh
-People who think they know it all. You know the type, everything you say they have to come behind and add their 2 cents as to it. smh
-Guys who think their money/status will get them anywhere with me. Have been running into a LOT of those lately, could be the business that I'm in but it pisses me off. I don't care who you know or how much money you THINK you have.
-People who want to "get to know me" because they think I can help them get a record deal/major radio airplay/autographs etc...NO. I work in radio YES. I see famous ppl on the daily YES. I even happen to know some of the big dog pitbulls YES. BUT I am NOT the one. I do know some of these ppl but I don't KNOW these ppl. I work on a lame ass talk channel with no major connects to that stuff so please keep it moving.
-Mondays turn me wayyyyyy the hell off. Mondays are so unattractive. lol I'm a jerk
-Dudes who brag about what they can do in bed. The strong move quiet my dude and that formula has ALWAYS proven itself true.
-Guys that stare at you for 15 years and don't say anything. Or even better when they finally get the courage to speak they say some lame shit like..."How you doing?" Motherfucker fine and you? smh
-Show offs. Terrible.
-Rude, obnoxious guys. So unnecessary.
-Guys that can't hold their liquor. It's simple If you can't hang, don't play with big kids. taking shots of things you can't pronounce and shit lol
-Negative attitudes. EVERYTHING can't ALWAYS be that damn bad. I'm a strong believer in positive vibes/energy so I try to stay as positive as I can, especially in this negative ass world. I'm sarcastic as hell but I'm generally very positive and try to keep good positive ppl in my circle. Cant have 1 person messing up my energy flow.
TURNING ME ON...
-Sense of humor. If you haven't noticed, I like to laugh and joke and have fun on the daily so I would appreciate if the person that I'm sharing bed space with can do the same as well. I'm not saying it has to be Def Comedy Jam every minute of everyday but you have to know how to laugh at some shit.
-Confidence. I don't care what a dude looks like confidence is a HUGE turn on for me. Look at Biggie, dude was far from a pretty boy but he had that confidence to grasp you and make you pay attention to him. The confidence that oozes in everything they do without them even knowing it. Not to be confused with cocky arrogance. I'm talking the subtle, humble "I can get shit done and not have to boast about it" confidence. That is a huge turn on.
-Style. Don't get it twisted I'm not looking for the dude with the flashy expensive designer exterior I'm looking for someone that can WORK (werk!!!) what they have, period. Honestly I'm going to say the flashy I have to have designer EVERYTHING guy is a strong TURN OFF for me. I'm not materialistic so I can't be with someone who is. I don't want you looking like a dirty bum but you don't have to be Richie Rich either. Trust I'd much rather be with a dude wearing 30 sneakers with their own place and a bank account with some dough in it than a flashy ass Louie Vuitton Don bumming rides with 10 dollars in the bank.
-Speaking of style, dudes wearing skinny jeans=TURNING ME OFF, TURNING ME OFF! My jeans are probably tight enough for the both of us, there is no need for competition. Fitted jeans yes, tight nut huggers...HELL NO. And the fricking kicker: the dudes that wear skinny jeans and try and sag them. What the fuck part of the game is that??? That shit doesn't even make any sense...*sigh*
-HONESTY. Come on in 2009 are ppl still lying in relationships? IDK maybe I'm officially getting old because I don't have time nor the patience to try and lie to a bunch of dudes about my feelings and I would assume the same for the opposite sex. Not feeling me, fine, let a chick know. Don't lead me on because life does go WAY the hell on.
-Guys that love their mamas. I don't want a mama's boy but the way a dude treats his mama can be a good indication on how he will treat you.
-Manners. Ummm chivalry is not dead and is a big one in my book. Hold that damn door open for you queen!!!
-Intelligence.
-Guys who know how to express themselves and are not afraid to do just that in a relationship.
-Tattoos and long hair. Yes!!!! Chances are that if you're tatted up it's an instant attraction for me. Idk what it is but it's something extremely sexy about a dude with a bunch of tattoos =). As for the hair thing, I haven't dated a guy with long hair since HS and I miss it. Especially guys with dreads Whooo Jesus take the wheel!! Safe to say that if you're tatted up with dreads you can prob get it lmao. *Disclaimer The dreads have to be neat, only the Marley clan can get away with matted hair and manage to make it look decent.
-Ambition.
-Someone with a loving, caring, giving, selfless nature.
Just a little something. I could go on all day with this but I don't have that kind of time lol. Check back for possibly some concert footage (I got that new flip cam remember) and our "wild" ride to Brooklyn lol.
CARRY ON!!!



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