-HAPPY KWANZAA!!

-Xmas came and went like every other, I didn't do much which is a great thing.

-I DID cook the main dishes for Xmas dinner and they came out fabulous:

Roasted chicken w/Balsamic Vinegar

and Honey roasted potatoes


FUCK W/CHA GIRL!!! I don't cook so me taking the initiative to get in the kitchen and cook a meal says a lot.  It came out great, got no complaints and no one was rushed to the ER in the middle of the night!  Success!

-Shout out to the guy who dresses like Santa EVERY YEAR NO MATTER THE WEATHER and runs around the hood ringing a bell and screaming Merry Christmas for all the little kiddies

I can't believe he still does this and that he has a little white elf following him around now! (This Santa is black just like my president lol).

- I've decided that anytime I use the word black I'm adding the phrase "just like my president" for the next 4 years.

-Fuck the police for following behind Black Santa like he's going to steal some shit. (No they are actually his "protection", come on NYPD who the hell is going to mess with Santa? That's just an excuse for OT for them...assholes)


-Can someone explain this bullshit to me:


Why channel 11 PIX 11 would I want to see this fucking burning ass log on my screen for 4 hours straight every Xmas?  Is it supposed to provide a heartwarming, joyous, festive, cheap backdrop to my family's holiday cheer as we unwrap our gifts on Xmas morning?  Couldn't you just run repeats of Family Matters or A Different World or something?

-I seriously doubt that I'm doing the Xmas thing anymore but I am positive that my offspring will not be brainwashed into thinking some fat jolly white man will be coming down the chimney (no chimneys in the ghetto) with a bunch of free gifts for them because they were good.  HELL NO!  Nothing's free and they will know that I'm the one putting the gifts under that damn tree for them.  Let those other bastards around the playground believe that shit if they want to, but not my child!

-I did get a new blender/food processor and I'm super excited lol

-I need to stop cursing.  Fuck it.

Hope you enjoyed whatever holiday you celebrate!  CARRY ON!