-People truly do lose their damn minds around the holidays for many reasons.  I'm trying not to let the bs get to me by remembering 3 simple things:
1. My president is black.
2. Nothing is that damn serious.  If it's not life or death, it's not that serious.
3. It could get a lot worse.

-I'm putting an APB out on this item:

A BG5601-4 Baby G Shock.  I've got 3 G Shocks, all white so I'm trying to step out the box but I can't find this on anywhere. 

Not this one:

which can be found every damn where.  This one is for men and my arm's too little for that mess.

If found kindly drop it in the mail to the following address:
THE B SIDE SHOW
PO BOX 240-454
BROOKLYN NY 11224
 
I'd love you long time

-Welcome to my nightmare

This is some bullshit.  I'm not good with numbers but I saw someone do this is under 5 mins and got inspired.  Hours later I still haven't figured it out.  Week 1 in counting.