Sooooooo, the stock market is in the toilet and the economy is shit.  The presidential election is less than a month away and everybody is looking for something or someone to save us from this mess.  BUT long behold I have found 1 of many solutions that I have worked up in this mind of mine lol. 

"Those white bitches..."

Pussy will sell when cotton and corn won't! and guess what pussy is mos def sold at a huge majority of strip clubs around the world, so ladies get your acts together and start looking to the pole lol.  Think about it, strip clubs are a major part of this American culture whether people know it or not.  In a lot of places the strip club is the chill out spot for the night.  Why wouldn't it be, there' music, entertainment, food (ill), sex, drugs, you name it and I'm sure you can find a strip club that's got it.  Dudes will go broke tossing a couple of dollars at some chic at a club, and will lose his car, house and whatever other assets he owns if he thinks he can get some ass.  If this economy does topple over completely, I bet the strip clubs won't go under.  I told my mother to get her moves together so we can put together an emergency audition act if we have to. TIMES ARE ROUGH!!

Lmao, just a little Monday humor ppl, sprinkled with a bit of the truth.