Man in wheelchair robs 7-Eleven of condoms...
DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
What the hell was the point of beating the register if you weren't going to take any of the money?
AND if he's in a wheelchair what's he using the condoms for?
I'm just waiting for the youtube clip from the security camera to surface.
Lol @ the robber rolling into the store.
lmao@you asking why he needs condoms if hes in a wheelchair!!!
Cripple people still have sex, i know a couple who still go to the club and swirl around in the middle of dance floor doing wheelie's and all types of crazy wheelchair tricks!!!
One time at the Shadow, i hopped on a wheelchair mans lap and gave him a lapdance and he probably thought to himself: 'i spent money on admission to get into to this club, bought drinks (for myself and some b*tches in here) --- i'm broke. I'm gonna have to rob a 7-11 for some condoms to f*ck this girl"
Tee Hee
ROTFC LMMFAO
OMG, i even know someone in a wheelchair that is still getting his wife pregnant ( beats me how that works because he has no feeling below the waist but he can make sperm!!! now they need some condoms) God Forbid he has a son, he can't take the lil youngin' to play B-Ball or Baseball!!!
Someone help me for saying horrible stuff but C'mon, something has to give!!!
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