Tax day bitches, get ya info in before midnight.  I've already spent my refund checks (yes sir) but if you're one of the millions of ppl who owe Uncle Sam, don't worry you are not alone...

Dione Warwick owes about a million (psychic friends network my ass)




Sinbad is up in the millions as well (oh, that's what happened to him)




OJ Simpson (what isn't this man involved in)



And a host of other celebs who think they don't have to pay their taxes.  Remember the more money you make, the more money they take.  Fuck what you heard, prostitution is legal in the US, how can it not be?  Uncle Sam has us working the strip year round, then takes almost half of our money at the end of the week... If that ain't some PIMP shit I don't know what is.